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My goldfish is dead.
I took a leak in his tank,
maybe that killed him…


Oh god help us all!
I mixed gas and orange juice.
I made some napalm.


The chowmein is old.
I tried to microwave it,
it’s now on the wall.


I dropped a hammer.
It fell on my fucking foot.
Ouch! Goddammit all!


Paul

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